June 8, 2005

Veronica Baker and Christina Hayes organized a surprise birthday party for Richard Swanson at his home. His wife made reservations for dinner to get him out of the house while they set up. As the guests were waiting for Richard to show up to his own party, this quiz was passed around and guests were told to write in answers to the questions but responses must start with a letter in “Rich”ard's name. Here is a table of those responses. But sure to tell him of any additional answers you may think up!

Richard Swanson's Birthday Party Quiz
. R I C H
Things you thought you
heard Richard say.
(more answers)		 Roar! I'm a lot
smarter than Marcy		 Is this my
office?		 Call me Richard How many days
until the end
of this semester?
Mathematical sounding terms
that can be used as insults.
(more answers)		 Roklin stack inverted cofunctor hereditarily
indecomposable
What students like best
about Richard …
(more answers)		 Risk taking
chalk user		 Intelligent
manderings		 Crashing into
things during
class		 Holistic grading
Things you might hear
Richard say about his
colleagues.
(more answers)		 Rap it up,
Jarek		 Idiots! Colleagues? I don't
need no stinkin'
colleagues.		 Hacks!
Something Richard might
order at the Co-Op deli.
(more answers)		 rhubarb iceburg lettuce cannabis hemp